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				 Posted:     Post subject: Windows- Enterprise Edition! | 
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				What would a typical Star Trek episode sound like if the Enterprise ran on Windows technology? Here are a few examples:
 
 
 
Scotty: "Of course I'm sure I wanna go ta warp, ya blasted piece-o-crap!"
 
 
 
 
Chekov: "Sheilds are down, Keptin!"
 
Kirk: "Reboot, dammit!"
 
 
 
 
Computer diagnostic: "Spyware found: Klingon tracking cookie"
 
 
 
 
Bones: "It's dead, Jim!"
 
Kirk: "Can you bring it back?"
 
Bones: "I'm a doctor, not Bill- Frickin'- Gates!"
 
 
 
Uhura: "Spam coming in on subspace, sir!"
 
 
 
 
Uhura: "The Romulans are demanding our surrender! What should I tell  them?"
 
Kirk: "LMAO!"
 
 
 
 
Spock: "Logic would suggest that Vista sucks ass."
 
 
 
 
Spock: "My science station seems to have locked up due to pop-ups featuring Klingon ----ography. Fascinating!"
 
 
 
 
Uhura: "The Klingon commander just called you a p'taq. Shall I Google it, Sir?"
 
 
 
 
Kirk (after sitting on a tribble): "Okay... who's been patronizing Cyrano Jones on E-bay?!"
 
 
 
Can anyone come up with any more examples?
 
 
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